Hello All,

This is Article #2 in my “How to..” series. I am going to explain how you have a great Friday in college even if you have class.

Required Materials:

• Class @ 2pm on Friday’s
• Friends that like breakfast and casual drinks
• A friend that will show up no matter what
• An ATM card to Purchase a Handle (64Oz) of Jager

Step 1: wake up  @ 10 am to a phone call asking you to meet a friend for breakfast.

Step 2: Agree to breakfast, show up, find out your friend is drinking with his GF, order Breakfast and an Alcoholic Beverage.

Step 3: Have 2 more Drinks and a Train shot ( Train shot= Anytime the train passes by shots are $1.00)

Step 4: Feeling pretty Buzzed call people to join you. (Drunk Dialing, LOL) Get at least one person to join the before noon drunkfest

Step 5: Finish Breakfast and drinks, now the party has grown to 4 people.

Step 6: Immediately walk to the Liquor store right next door to the restaurant, Purchase handle of Jager.

Step 7: Take Handle of Jager Back to Apt. Note that it is 12:30 pm and class starts @ 2pm. Also note that handle of Jager contains 64 oz of liquid.

Step 8: Start taking shots of Jager with the intent of still going to class. 6 Shots later decide it is a good idea to try and finish the bottle with 4 people.

Step 9: Everyone has + or - 10 shots each. Finish bottle @ 1:55pm.  Ask friend to drop you off @ class because you are too drunk to run to class.

Step 10: walk into class 10 mins. late, realize teacher is not there. Go outside then walk back inside and tell the class the teacher is not coming. Invite entire class to the bar.

Step 11: Rally the troops begin to walk outside. Teacher shows up 20 mins late in a 50 min class. Talk her into letting the class go home because half the class had left already. Cont. to bar. Take one shot and ask another firend for a ride home. Stop at Liquor store Purchase Handle of Taaka Vodka. Go home.

Step 12: Take shot of Taaka Vodka. Pass out around 4 pm. Don’t wake until 8 am Saturday Morning.

Step 13: Refreshed from your Slumber repeat Steps 1-12 on Saturday without having to go to class.

I hope this is helpful to everyone. I really enjoyed this series of events and I hope you do too!

Godspeed,

Livin’ The Dream