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Posted by Livin' the Dream on September 16, 2009 at 2:36 pm
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The past few days have been very stressful for those of us who compete in fantasy football leagues. Week 1 of the 2009 NFL season began early on a Thursday afternoon and did not end until late on a Monday night. So now that week 1 is officially complete for the NFL and Fantasy Football, what have we learned?
The Obvious:
1. Adrian Peterson is the player we knew he was!
2. Drew Brees put up huge numbers as he has the past couple of years. Don’t expect this every week from him. I mean come on it was the Lions.
3. Tom Brady doesn’t lose. Put him between a rock and a hard place and he will figure out how to make lemonade without the necessary ingredients.
The Not So Obvious:
1. Donovan McNabb conveniently gets injured in week 1, so when Vick starts in week 3 there is no controversy.
2. Bush scored a rushing TD. No not Reggie, Michael Bush of the Oakland Raiders. The Raiders looked like a team that had actually seen a football before unlike the previous 5-10 seasons. But who is counting, I tell you who is not, Al Davis!
3. Jay Cutler was told that he actually got traded to the Packers and Jake Delhomme thought he could get a roster spot with the Eagles. So they threw it to the green jerseys. 4 ints. each Congrats guys!
Need a Player? Check out these players on the waiver wire:
Take a shot:
QB- Trent Edwards vs. TB, Edwards put up good numbers vs. a tough NE def. Good weapons, short passes, Romo tore up TB def.
RB- Michael Bush vs. KC, Bush saw a lot of action vs. SD, OAK off. will run the ball on KC def who gave up 198 yds. rushing to Bal. Cable has instilled a new attitude in his offensive line.
WR- Nate Burleson vs. SF, Burleson had 7 receptions vs. a weak STL def, but double teams will go towards Housh and Carlson leaving Burleson one on one.
TE- Benjamin Watson vs NYJ, Watson’s value has clearly skyrocketed with the return of Brady, Brady has a ton of weapons but when the game was on the line he went to his Big, Athletic TE.
K- Shaun Suisham vs. STL, Suisham will get his opportunities vs the STL def. unless Washington just scores TD after TD.
DEF- ATL def. vs CAR, ATL def. caused a ton of turnovers, CAR off. turned the ball over a ton.
Be Wary:
QB: Brodie Croyle vs. OAK, Croyle put up decent numbers, but will sit as soon as Cassel is ready to play.
RB: Willis McGahee vs. SD, McGahee put up big numbers, but he is the 3rd option in BAL.
WR: Justin Gage vs. HOU. Gage had a great game against PIT, but TEN will be running a lot vs. the HOU def.
TE: Shawn Nelson vs. BUF. Nelson scored a TD this week, but he was not a main target whatsoever.
K: Jason Hanson vs MIN, Hanson probably won’t get too many shots vs. MIN def.
DEF: SEA def. vs. SF, Seattle had a weak opponent in week 1, look for them to give up some points this week against an improved SF off.
Injury Watch:
L. Tomlinson- may not play this week due to a sprained ankle.
D. McNabb- fractured rib means pain, pain, pain. Doubtful!
M. Cassel- going to be a game time decision.
A. Gonzalez- Sprained PCL. No Chance!
T. Polamalu- Torn PCL. Call back in a month.
B. Urlacher. –Dislocated bone in his wrist. Out for the season!
Posted by Livin' the Dream on September 14, 2009 at 1:44 pm
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It has been reported that Brian Urlacher has had season ending wrist surgery today.This is just a mere 6 years after being on the cover of NFL 2K3. Is this just a coincidence? I think not. On that note, how about the Sports Illustrated curse? Oklahoma State University learned the hard way as they graced the cover of the magazine early last week and then they proceeded to lose to the University of Houston 45-35 this past weekend. Players and teams need to be warned about these curses, STAY AWAY from the spotlight!
Posted by Livin' the Dream on September 11, 2009 at 6:06 pm
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The Madden Curse is 50% true thus far this season. Troy Polamalu is out for 3-6 weeks with a sprained MCL. Will the curse hold true for Larry Fitzgerald? I honestly hope not; since I have him in 2 Fantasy leagues. Madden 2010 please Spare Fitz for at least the span of the regular season. Any thoughts on this?
Posted by Livin' the Dream on September 4, 2009 at 7:52 pm
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So if you have ever played football, I’m sure a coach has told you to always keep your helmet on. Other than being penalized or pissing the coach, this is another example of why you should do so. Does Blount have a future in MMA?
Posted by Livin' the Dream on May 15, 2009 at 7:00 pm
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Hello All,
This is Article #2 in my “How to..” series. I am going to explain how you have a great Friday in college even if you have class.
Required Materials:
- Class @ 2pm on Friday’s
- Friends that like breakfast and casual drinks
- A friend that will show up no matter what
- An ATM card to Purchase a Handle (64Oz) of Jager
Step 1: wake up @ 10 am to a phone call asking you to meet a friend for breakfast.
Step 2: Agree to breakfast, show up, find out your friend is drinking with his GF, order Breakfast and an Alcoholic Beverage.
Step 3: Have 2 more Drinks and a Train shot ( Train shot= Anytime the train passes by shots are $1.00)
Step 4: Feeling pretty Buzzed call people to join you. (Drunk Dialing, LOL) Get at least one person to join the before noon drunkfest
Step 5: Finish Breakfast and drinks, now the party has grown to 4 people.
Step 6: Immediately walk to the Liquor store right next door to the restaurant, Purchase handle of Jager.
Step 7: Take Handle of Jager Back to Apt. Note that it is 12:30 pm and class starts @ 2pm. Also note that handle of Jager contains 64 oz of liquid.
Step 8: Start taking shots of Jager with the intent of still going to class. 6 Shots later decide it is a good idea to try and finish the bottle with 4 people.
Step 9: Everyone has + or - 10 shots each. Finish bottle @ 1:55pm. Ask friend to drop you off @ class because you are too drunk to run to class.
Step 10: walk into class 10 mins. late, realize teacher is not there. Go outside then walk back inside and tell the class the teacher is not coming. Invite entire class to the bar.
Step 11: Rally the troops begin to walk outside. Teacher shows up 20 mins late in a 50 min class. Talk her into letting the class go home because half the class had left already. Cont. to bar. Take one shot and ask another firend for a ride home. Stop at Liquor store Purchase Handle of Taaka Vodka. Go home.
Step 12: Take shot of Taaka Vodka. Pass out around 4 pm. Don’t wake until 8 am Saturday Morning.
Step 13: Refreshed from your Slumber repeat Steps 1-12 on Saturday without having to go to class.
I hope this is helpful to everyone. I really enjoyed this series of events and I hope you do too!
Godspeed,
Livin’ The Dream
Posted by The Captain on April 10, 2009 at 2:19 pm
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Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing….
You’re okay with it, because you get to watch sports
and play on the internet all night…
You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing
she’s going to have a monster hangover….
You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo,
which she used last night….
You sigh in relief because it’s all in one piece….
You circle the car looking for dents and find none….
But …. Wait a minute….
WTF!
Posted by The Captain on April 9, 2009 at 1:28 pm
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WARNING!!
A ‘heads up’ for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while shopping. Don’t be naive enough think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.
Here’s how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are loading your purchases. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a ride to another store. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing each other and making out. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th. Also January 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 11th, 12th, three times in February, 5 times in March, last Saturday, probably tomorrow, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be very careful.
P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale 2.99 each.
Posted by Naeem on April 8, 2009 at 1:55 pm
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It’s sad how much society has fallen since the 1970’s. School’s have started teaching children that everyone is equal which is complete BS. Here’s a look at a childrens book from the 1970’s. We need to work on bringing this way of thinking back! Who’s with me brah?
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